(Reblogged from 10knotes)

lavagoth:

humans walk on 2 legs instead of 4 so its easy to jerk off and walk at the same time shout out evolution

(Reblogged from cindehella)
(Reblogged from worldgoingbymywindow)

I used to think
I was overreacting.

now I realize
it was just a

normal reaction
to an abnormal

amount of
bullshit.

(via delaniekae)
(Reblogged from wall-flawer)

maddishly:

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

(Reblogged from 100kplusnotes)

myskin-is-mycanvas:

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

(Reblogged from humorking)

plaidstockings:

I feel like the motto of 2013 was “wait what”

(Source: stilinstilinski)

(Reblogged from hate)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Reblogged from b0ny-knees)
vanillei:


impahled:

daddyjpg:

난 죽어 가고있어

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vanillei:

impahled:

daddyjpg:

난 죽어 가고있어

🔹similar here🔹

(Source: i-chig0)

(Reblogged from m--e--m--e--n--t--o)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(Reblogged from wednesday-o)